Pack your nuts and scram

I don't care if you can climb trees and remember the locations of where you buried hundreds and hundreds of acorns and hickory nuts. You are rascally rodents, and there's no room at the inn. Remember last spring when you built that eight story condo inside the screened in porch wall? What do you have to show for all of that work? Remember last month when I caught you chewing wicker furniture? How did that turn out, Numb Gums? Now you're trying to chew through the side of my house. That's not gonna happen. If you want in our house, just ring the door bell. I have a special treat waiting for you ;-)